And just when you think things can’t get much worse…
We store fire wood in the “wood room” which is a room in the basement. We or I also split wood in the wood room. Today I went down to do my daily wood splitting and the floor was soaked, it also stunk. I thought “hmmm….I wonder if I really want to know” At that time I decided I didn’t, so I started splitting wood. It was difficult to do with all the puddles on the floor, every time I split a log, half would go flying into a puddle and splash, then I’d have to fish it out. Lovely. I then decided to roll up my jammies and take a closer look. I placed logs so I could stand on them and keep my feet dry. After moving a ton of logs, I discovered the problem.
THE FREAKING SEWAGE PIPE WAS LEAKING
So now I have sewage spilling out and making puddles all over and tons of logs soaking up said sewage. Have you ever tried to split a sewage soaked log? Don’t. Dis-cuss-ting.
I did what any young, inexperienced widow would do: I got the duct tape. Tah-Dah!! No more leaking sewage! I haven’t quite figured out what to do with all the sewage soaked logs, but we’ll solve that problem later. I’ve reached my stress level quota for the day.
I really don’t want to leave you with such a gross image so here:
This pic makes me soo thirsty. I love it!