On a lighter not…
Here are the things I have learned, most of these are things I would rather not.
*Retail thereapy really works, sometimes it’s cheaper than paying a professional, but sometimes it’s not.
*I look horrible when I cry
*You can’t “cry your eyes out” but you can come close
*Being “the boss” isn’t always fun
*Anxiety attacks are no fun
*Kids still grow even when they don’t eat healthy
*Inviting dogs in the house is easier than vacuuming
*Even if you don’t get dressed for a month, you still have to change your jammies
*sometimes friends don’t act like friends, and family doesn’t always behave like family
*Post Tramatic Stress Disorder is worse than PMS
*You can survive months only eating frozen pizza and Mountain Dew
*when you are stressed your hair falls out
*there are very few things better than a nap
Speaking of naps, I have exactly 1.5 hrs of child-free time….Sweet Dreams