Reason #964: Why kids need a dad

Son:  Hey Mom, I need compression shorts.

Mom:  Why?

Son:  For wrestling

Mom:  You have shorts, here, where these.

Son:  No, I need COMPRESSION shorts.

Mom:  You have plenty of shorts, you’ll be fine.

Son:  I NEED COMPRESSION SHORTS.

Mom:  Why?

Son:  So my balls don’t fall out, OKAY!!???

Mom:  Okay, I’ll get some.